Stupid Grunts

Stupid Grunts

Part 1

During the summer of the year four thousand, in a desert on Earth, John Jack Jones (Aka Spartan 117) was over heated, until he spotted an ice-cream shop. He went inside to buy some ice cream…

BOOM, Then he heard some explosions, and four alien covenant grunts ran away in fear as they always do. They continued to their mini hovercrafts (also known as Ghosts) and drove into a drop ship that took off.

 Then, John went into the store, and began to ring the bell on the counter. Then the clerk came over to talk after the grunts left. “Hi, how may I help you?” said the clerk.

       

        "I would like some ice cream," he put money on the desk.

        "Sorry we are out." he said suspiciously.

     "Let me look!" He Looked at that door labeled, "DON'T_ENTER!!!"

"Do not go in there it is dangerous," he said.

“Why is it so dangerous?” John replied questionably.

"You heard that explosion right...," said the man.

“Yah I did,” John replied to him.

“Also all those grunts running away in fear,” he said.

“Yah, so what is this about anyway?” he asked.

“THERE IS A MONSTER PAST THAT DOOR!” he yelled in his ear.

"Where is everyone?" John asked.

“They were all brutally killed by the ice cream golem!” he said shockingly.

"Where is the golem?” John demanded

"That thing is past that door in the coldest part of that ice pit," he coldly shivered with a glare at the door.

"I will kill it with my rifle for a price," he said cruelly.

        “Name your price,” he said.

“FREE ICE CREAM FOR ME!” John yelled.

 

“Ok, but kill it first,” he said depressingly.

“I will go now.” He charged into the door which was  clearly unlocked!

To be continued...